Not for those easily creeped out...

This is a bit scary and gross, but it was too funny not to share!! As you may know, I've been looking at wig websites lately for this little hair problem. Yesterday, I posted about how you can buy chest hair. If you went to the website, you saw that you can buy all sorts of hair products (made from 100% human hair): fu manchus, mutton chops, eyebrows, viking beards, merkins. You may be more educated than I am, but I had to look up what a merkin is. Well, the wikipedia definition is frightening. I'll let you look that up on your own! But, I emailed my favorite friend and told her about the chest hair and that she needed to look up a 'merkin'. This was her email response::


WHAT IS MERKIN??? Please tell me its not what I think it is....I am trying SO hard to contain the laughing/tears/peeing.......I CAN NOT handle this!!! :)

Okay I just googled it AND For the love -- it is what I was thinking...I am HORRIFIED!


Later that evening, I received this email picture from her. I laughed so hard!!



**Merkin has become the new insult among all of my friends**

WHAT?!?

I just discovered that for $19, you can buy chest hair made of 100% real human hair....EWWWWWW!!

suggestions?

Tyletta is way smarter and whay more acrobatic than Tyler... time to get creative. Any ideas on how to get rid of a mouse that can jump over all the sticky traps and eat all the peanut butter out of the regular traps without triggering them to snap?

Tyler is gone!

After a huge ordeal...Tyler is gone!!! It was actually kind of funny. Seriously, that is one smart mouse! But, YAY...no more Tyler in my house!!

Bad news....I just discovered Tyletta...Tyler's girlfriend!?! WHAT?!?!?!?! At least I know how to get rid of it this time. Oh my life!

I miss her already!

Dolphins and Sea Turtles

Yesterday, Sarah and I took a one hour harbor tour. It was really fun. It was really hot yesterday, but being on the boat and moving helped to make it seem a bit cooler. The best part was that we saw lots of dolphins in the water. At one point, there were dolphins all around us, mostly mommy and baby dolphins :) So fun!

After that, we did a bit of shopping to find Sarah some longer than knee length skirts. We found a really cute one. We decided to go to Ben and Jerry's for some ice cream. Sarah had to get Imagine Whirled Peace ice cream in honor of her going into the Peace Corps. Then we came back for a photo shoot with the puppies...I know, we never do that!!

This morning, we went to learn about Sea Turtles in the 'Turtle Barn'. Its NOAA turtle research center, but I promise it really says Turtle Barn outside the door.

See! But, it was definitely worth it. They were really cute...of course Sarah wanted to take one home. Scott's idea was to put a hubcap on Sammy to turn him into a turtle...hmmmm....

San Antonio and Tattoos

We've had a really busy weekend. Friday afternoon we made our way to get our matching sister tattoos. They really, really, REALLY hurt across the top of the foot. Oh Crap!! See our faces....

But, they are really cute. Definitely worth it. We went to PF Changs for dinner...YUM!

Afterwards, we drove to San Antonio and definitely slept well. Saturday we went down to the Riverwalk. That was really pretty but REALLY hot (see picture). 107 degrees!! We went shopping for a little bit to escape the heat of the day. Once we cooled down, we headed over to the ity bity Alamo. Seriously, so much smaller that we were expecting. But I guess I'm in Texas so we had to go see it. We headed back to the hotel for a little bit to cool down and take a break. We watched 'Wipe Out' which is the American version of 'Ninja Warriors'. Ninja Warriors is definitely amazing and Wipe Out did not disappoint and was almost as entertaining. We laughed really hard. We headed out for a drink that evening. As we were on the Trolley, the driver stopped in some random spot and got out for a smoke break! Seriously, who does that with a car full of people and a tired baby. There were some creeps sitting on a bench watching the girls go by...but it was entertaining to watch them. Sunday we headed back and picked up the puppies from Sarah and Richard's. They were definitely spoiled and had alot of fun playing with Richard. They were happy and eating lots of cookies while we were gone.

We got back just in time to prepare for Edouard!! YAY for getting off work! We went to some friends' house last night to drink hurricanes for the hurricane. Funny thing was that we were already planning on doing that so we have hurricane mix in our fridge for today too :)